It 's just started my job search so as not to feel like a parasite until September (date to start master), in the last 72 hours I sent 156 resumes, and since I'm an open to all, is not that they are just went to watch the nit ... I sent the curriculum totally fine coffee at starbucks .. are a versatile, you know.
But let's talk about this curriculum, a bunch of lies and platitudes worthy of prime minister, highlighting all of which obviously does not belong to you, but are used much for your business (and make very yuppie) as your great leadership skills (on the other hand were not always make you feel for the players' choice of football teams in elementary school?), your large capacity for analysis and synthesis (to whom has never happened to study six chapters of history before the last question of year-end and pull out a half-page summary?), wide vision of things (like you're 16 you're at the park with a woman and you do not know if starting with his hand under her sweater and pull her bra or go brutally under the skirt with the huge risk that if he pretends not to notice all slide a couple of hours), work experience (valid Responsible Logistics Library, University La Sapienza , Rome .. another way of saying that distribute books in the civil service behind a dirty glass) ..
how beautiful to be a student, that the legitimacy of fancazzismo of which are worthy representative .. enjoy is the graduation party photos, greetings and kisses, Pierpaolanna
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