Divaxmania was closed but I do not feel like depriving the world of such a masterpiece, republish my thesis, and add explicit photos .. good read
It 's time to present my dissertation, entitled:
Generating electricity through turbines anal in patients with flatulence problems: The Flores case.
Ladies and gentlemen, in order to cope with the imminent exhaustion of energy resources such as oil and natural gas, I propose a simple and effective way to generate clean energy.
As explained above, the aim is to harness the energy from the gasification of biomass in our gut, which normally are vented through the airways in rashes or anal intercourse.
The operation is very simple.
to inhibit the vent through the airways was that I invented a pill equipped with check valve.
The pill has the power to stop before the pit of my stomach, and to allow the flow of fluids in a single direction (ie the input but not the leakage of fluid from the stomach by a mechanism similar to the nozzle tubes of diving masks of children), which is inter alia a remedy for this troublesome reflux of food (which causes retching vomiting) in patients with gastritis which I and my brother.
Once inhibited the airway, because you have to take an anal suppository equipped with turbine to produce electricity. The gas flowing from the anal cavity causes the rotation of the turbine, of course, the higher the gas flow, the more energy is produced, the lower the bill, the more money you have to eat, the more you eat more you fart, In short, self-powered you fed your home (energetically speaking). In a future where there will be more and more electrical machinery, your station will be the canned beans.
Obviously if our products exceeds our needs, the excess energy can be sold.
The electricity will be stored in batteries of various kinds to be placed as close as possible to the area of \u200b\u200bgeneration. E 'was therefore designed in the shape of a battery subject to penalties or minidotati particularly women horny.
batteries are available in the form of gage markers.
Acknowledgements:
A Floris, author of the first android victim of experimentation, inspiration and subject of my study.
For Aytin , muse Floris for the construction dell'androide, (he seems to have the appearance of Aytin is that it is constructed in two copies, one of which is enshrined in the bathtub of Floris to "purpose" lost (a) tion).
My brother, who gave her ass to science after the breakup of 'android, with considerable advantages in terms of flexibility (figuratively and otherwise).
Dorothy A, that she provided for the spelling and grammatical and stylistic st_keys has assisted in the trial as a former test pilot Anal Intruder.
Dd A Lady, a skilled puppeteer and director of the work.
At Bald , he served as its leader for many experiments on lubricating oil to be used for suppositories.
A Manuela, who worked on the aesthetics of the book and the PowerPoint presentation (thank you for the brilliant idea of \u200b\u200bthe supposed-shaped pink teddy bear for children).
For Amandrai , who always believed in me.
close with the slogan of the future.
THE PRODUCTION OF ENERGY, THERE 'S BAN ..
DIVAXMANIA COME IN, AND HAVE A Peto ..
On the side you can see the left half of Pierpaolanna undertook to discuss the power delivered by the fart-turbine system, it is all witnessed by the projection of power point ..
Greetings and kisses, Pierpaolanna
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