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It 's just started my job search so as not to feel like a parasite until September (date to start master), in the last 72 hours I sent 156 resumes, and since I'm an open to all, is not that they are just went to watch the nit ... I sent the curriculum totally fine coffee at starbucks .. are a versatile, you know.
But let's talk about this curriculum, a bunch of lies and platitudes worthy of prime minister, highlighting all of which obviously does not belong to you, but are used much for your business (and make very yuppie) as your great leadership skills (on the other hand were not always make you feel for the players' choice of football teams in elementary school?), your large capacity for analysis and synthesis (to whom has never happened to study six chapters of history before the last question of year-end and pull out a half-page summary?), wide vision of things (like you're 16 you're at the park with a woman and you do not know if starting with his hand under her sweater and pull her bra or go brutally under the skirt with the huge risk that if he pretends not to notice all slide a couple of hours), work experience (valid Responsible Logistics Library, University La Sapienza , Rome .. another way of saying that distribute books in the civil service behind a dirty glass) ..
how beautiful to be a student, that the legitimacy of fancazzismo of which are worthy representative .. enjoy is the graduation party photos, greetings and kisses, Pierpaolanna

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Divaxmania was closed but I do not feel like depriving the world of such a masterpiece, republish my thesis, and add explicit photos .. good read

It 's time to present my dissertation, entitled:

Generating electricity through turbines anal in patients with flatulence problems: The Flores case.

Ladies and gentlemen, in order to cope with the imminent exhaustion of energy resources such as oil and natural gas, I propose a simple and effective way to generate clean energy.

As explained above, the aim is to harness the energy from the gasification of biomass in our gut, which normally are vented through the airways in rashes or anal intercourse.

The operation is very simple.

to inhibit the vent through the airways was that I invented a pill equipped with check valve.

The pill has the power to stop before the pit of my stomach, and to allow the flow of fluids in a single direction (ie the input but not the leakage of fluid from the stomach by a mechanism similar to the nozzle tubes of diving masks of children), which is inter alia a remedy for this troublesome reflux of food (which causes retching vomiting) in patients with gastritis which I and my brother.

Once inhibited the airway, because you have to take an anal suppository equipped with turbine to produce electricity. The gas flowing from the anal cavity causes the rotation of the turbine, of course, the higher the gas flow, the more energy is produced, the lower the bill, the more money you have to eat, the more you eat more you fart, In short, self-powered you fed your home (energetically speaking). In a future where there will be more and more electrical machinery, your station will be the canned beans.

Obviously if our products exceeds our needs, the excess energy can be sold.

The electricity will be stored in batteries of various kinds to be placed as close as possible to the area of \u200b\u200bgeneration. E 'was therefore designed in the shape of a battery subject to penalties or minidotati particularly women horny.

batteries are available in the form of gage markers.

Acknowledgements:

A Floris, author of the first android victim of experimentation, inspiration and subject of my study.

For Aytin , muse Floris for the construction dell'androide, (he seems to have the appearance of Aytin is that it is constructed in two copies, one of which is enshrined in the bathtub of Floris to "purpose" lost (a) tion).

My brother, who gave her ass to science after the breakup of 'android, with considerable advantages in terms of flexibility (figuratively and otherwise).

Dorothy A, that she provided for the spelling and grammatical and stylistic st_keys has assisted in the trial as a former test pilot Anal Intruder.

Dd A Lady, a skilled puppeteer and director of the work.

At Bald , he served as its leader for many experiments on lubricating oil to be used for suppositories.

A Manuela, who worked on the aesthetics of the book and the PowerPoint presentation (thank you for the brilliant idea of \u200b\u200bthe supposed-shaped pink teddy bear for children).

For Amandrai , who always believed in me.

close with the slogan of the future.

THE PRODUCTION OF ENERGY, THERE 'S BAN ..

DIVAXMANIA COME IN, AND HAVE A Peto ..

On the side you can see the left half of Pierpaolanna undertook to discuss the power delivered by the fart-turbine system, it is all witnessed by the projection of power point ..

Greetings and kisses, Pierpaolanna

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As I mentioned in a commentary, the left side of Pierpaolanna after years and years of honorable service to reach the long-awaited (by parents) degree, that degree has a much higher value of the little three-year degree (ah ah ah) as well as new system (hi hi hi ) Immediately after the right-hand side for 2 reasons:-Basic
lasts two years longer, and then I do not say anything, but we all know of these new regulations do not make a dick and do tests with the statements, no?
-Since I'm studying for a guy caught himself and not to pass the exams in speed as is often the sheep in the world, I took extra time but only to investigate the topics.
unofficial release: I think not affecting the final grade of degree, having on the study stated that for myself.
Press Journal: having spent a relatively short time to achieve my first degree, I decided to take a second degree in veterinary medicine (because interested in taking part in the future movement of the forties without borders) in order to halve the cost of visits medical ailments and medicines due to the continuous part of Pierpaolanna right (see post, mostly).
For the moment everything is, if time allows me I will tell you the nightmare that I did tonight (no, I wanted to see Floris shaved), greetings and kisses, Pierpaolanna.