We like to remember it ....
(guess what they're doing behind the winner Cinderella 2006?)
Yes, here in all its glory and all his manhood the first of our heroes, which we summarize specifications:
Strengths:
anal-Turbojet, the appears to have been planted just born (it is rumored that when entering even wept, in fact ...), gives breathtaking acceleration, seems to be able to reach from standstill to 100 km / h in just 3.8 seconds. Does not have a penis, because nature has deemed detrimental to the dell'aerodinamicità.
-Power: beans or canned variety, are those that give a higher thermal efficiency, but his digestive system is shaped so as to sputter a little bit every kind of food.
-anal fluid that gives rise to power is also a powerful corrosive, keep a safe distance when accelerating.
-thick layer of hair has a thick, thick, waterproof elastic material that makes it virtually invulnerable. The synthetic hairs were implanted the newborn, are hollow inside them and connected to a tank that can be filled with any fluid, typically ATTAK (most recently for financial reasons and the supplies department logistics of the superhero team, coordinated by Dr. Amorelli, prefer to use the lesser known but no less effective ATTACH glue, the glue that 'ncolla by Todis, the doctor says it is the same one used by the famous scientist Pinturicchio to repair the kite during the famous kite experiment to attract lightning). Through this extensive network of hair and tank can easily trap its prey, the jet can, however raggiungre a range of 30 meters. Legend has it that the chair of the superhero team fined for using his virtues of trade, found himself in the Piazza Shit a flyer that read (Floris Torriani, a painter with 4 hands new house in 2 hours) was enough to fill the tank of paint.
PS: of course the paint is charged by anal.
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